One Yard – No Waste Apron

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Guess what I made last week? An apron!

Okay, before you all start laughing and think I’ve totally lost my mind, I’ll have you know that there is a new trend and aprons are really chic in certain feminine circles. Homesteaders too!

Me, I just was getting tired of doing dishes and cleaning and getting my clothes all wet and yucky. And I’ll admit I’m not sure why… but when I get on my apron and my bandana, it’s like a signal to my brain that it’s WORK time… and I get right to it!

Well, I almost bought one, but I didn’t really just want an expensive printed goofy one with a saying… or just a plain white chef one that will look nasty in just one wearing. I like purple… and I just happened to have a single yard of nice cotton laying about and I wasn’t sure what to do with it anyway. And then I did a little reading on the web and there were these online patterns that talked about no waste projects and such.

I read a bunch, but then being the stubborn creative type, I had to make my own. Most the ones were CLOSE to being no waste, I wanted to see if I could get closer! The challenge was on.

Well, I believe I did it. And here’s the photography and instructions to prove it!

Sherri’s One Yard – No Waste Apron

Start with one yard of fabric, maybe a nice comfy cotton broadcloth or something that is a little absorbent… that kind of thing. Just your regular 44-45 inch wide yard of fabric.

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Lay it out single layer on a big table.  I have the shorter side to me.   The 36 inch side.

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Okay… measure and cut off the bottom 3″ inches of the 36″ side. You’ll make a 3 inch strip. I used the salvage edge, why not. Remember… no waste!

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Cut two more strips. These will be the 2 side ties and the neck strap. Set aside.

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Okay, fold the remainder together, nice sides together. Like a book.

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From the top right corner, measure across 6 inches and make a little mark.  I know the photo shows 9… but 9 was a little bit tooooo wide across the chest.   I would suggest like 5 or 6.  (Remember when it’s open, it will be 10-12 inches across…)

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Now measure down about 13 inches from that left top corner. Make a mark.

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Here’s the only tricky part.  You gotta freehand in a little sloping curve.   I just drew down from the top a while and then kinda of swooped out to the 13 inch mark.  See the next picture and you’ll see.

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Pretty keen, eh?   Save those two weird shapes… they are going to be come pockets!

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See?  I told you!!!  Two cool pockets!

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PLEASE NOTE…. I am showing you the pockets the wrong side up, so you can see how I placed and sewed mine down!   The dark on dark didn’t show up nice.   You can have them swoop out to the sides like mine, or have them swoop in.  Your decision.   Have fun!

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Then i just sewed the raw edge of the pockets under, oh about a half an inch.   I just finger pressed it, because hey, I wanted to get done fast and I’m not sure where my iron is anyway.   Since I was using a dark fabric, it wouldn’t be that noticable anyway.   Once you sew all around the shape and sew the raw edges under, I just opened up my apron and figured out where I wanted them and then stitched the little guys down in place.

Don’t forget… don’t sew the top part closed or you ah, won’t have a pocket.

Don’t ask me how I know that, okay?

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See… sewing the pockets down!

Did I mention that this took me exactly 1 hour and 10 minutes from cutting to wearing and that included staging all these lovely photos?   I’ll bet if you weren’t doing the pictures, you could do this in less than an hour.  Nice little fun gift for a party gift  or friend or something…

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Next is just to sew under the edge of the apron all the way around.   Now you can just do it once if you want, but as you wash it, it will fray on the backside.   Me, I sewed it down a quarter inch or so, and then folded that over and sealed the seam a second time.   I just thought that would look nicer and not fray.

My mom taught me to sew and she wasn’t fancy about it, but she did mention that if you take your time to do something nice, it will last a long time and won’t look so, well, home-made and sort of sloppy.  Moms are good for reminding you of that fact.

Plus it was fun to have the sewing machine whizzing along.   Ain’t nothing easier then to sew nice big straight seams.   Be careful around that wonderful little curvey bit we took out….

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Okay boys and girls… almost done!

Take those three 3″ strips from the beginning?  Remember?   take each one and turn it right sides together, and on two of them… stitch one short edge and then one long edge, along the open side.  Not the fold side.

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That’s a bodkin.

Then turn them around to the right side showing.  The two are your drawstrings.   I like to use a little dude called a BODKIN to turn my fabric tubes.   It’s sweet and it works great.  You can get them at the sewing joint.  They are like a buck or two and save you a ton of time and frustration of turning fabric tubes!

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The last one, you don’t have to do the short end… thats the one that will be your neck strap and will be hidden on the inside of the apron.

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Now, I fingerpressed my tubes flat and top stitched down the sides just because I wanted them to lay flat and look nice.  You really don’t have to… especially the drawstrings.  But the neck strap would lay a little nicer if you did this.

I think you should do it.  Really.  My mom would insist.

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My camera ran out of juice at this point, so I don’t have a pic of each strap and the neck.  But it’s easy.   You probably already have it figured out.

Take the apron and kind of lay it on you.  Put the neck strap over your neck and under your hair if it’s long and just see how much strap you need to have the apron up high enough to protect your shirt, but not too high that it’s rubbing your throat.  Then just add a little bit for seam allowances and cut it off.  Then sew to the top two corners.   I made a little square and then put an “x” in it.   Just because.

And then attach the open short edge of each drawstring to the sides and sew on like the neck strap.   Pretty easy.

And then you got your fancy, one yard no waste apron and can dance around the house with your broom and clean and wash dishes and all that fun stuff.

One size pretty much fits all.   Maybe not little children, but most adults.   Skinny folk will have more apron to wrap around them.  Not so skinny will still find it ample to protect the front of you.  And stash your little bits and pieces you find while cleaning and such.

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Jessy snapped a pic of me as I was girding my loins to take on a sink of dishes.

I’ve washed mine once already and it’s all nice and soft and comfy.  I imagine it will keep getting that way.   I’d like to make one out of like terrycloth, like a big bar towel hanging on me for dishes!  hahaha….  That would be nice and absorbent, too…..

Okay, I kinda lied.  There was just a teeny bit of waste.

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I didn’t need the whole neck strap, so mine ended up knocking off a couple inches of the neck strap… and I got fancy on the ends of the drawstrings and rather than making them square, I rounded my ends.  But that was it.  Nothing else was wasted!

And you could always make a pencil cosy out of the left over neck strap bit.   Or a short snake warmer… oh, a crochet hook bag!  Many many uses for a little one and half inch wide tube of fabric….

Enjoy!  Let me know if you try my pattern out!  Hope it’s clean enough.   Just write if you have any questions….

sherri@westvon.com

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Bees in my Bonnet and Snakes in my Grass

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I’ve become a beekeeper!

Actually, I’ve become more of like a slum lord for a family of bees. Because they are squatting in my Moby siding.

I tried to get a picture of them coming and going, but they are plentiful, but fast and I really don’t want to get stung. So I tried, but it was about as easy to catch one of the little guys in a photo as it is get a close up of Gypsy. So I gave up.

And Jessy is too chicken to use her fancy camera and get me a good shot. Shesh.

I’m going to probably have to call a bee guy to come and nab them. I’d love to have like a real hive, that would be fun, but I’m not so sure that the park would like that. We have a crazy amount of bees and bumblebees and stuff at the Moby right now… they LOVE all our flowers and gardens and such.

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The big bumble bees are really mellow and you stand still, you can get really close and get some great shots of them. Everything loves all the sunflowers, so that is cool.

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The hostas and coneflower are blooming really nicely… They are all 75% off plants I got at the end of the last year, well, except for my hostas… they have been with me since the Perrysburg house and have moved twice! But that’s another story…. But most of the stuff I got at the end of the year has come back and it’s just so pretty.

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I was scouting out more for the kitty garden and up front of the Moby, but they are only 50% off… so I will wait just a little longer… Ain’t nothing better than a wilty perennial for $1.25…. hahaha.

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This is one weird situation we have going on… up front on our big rock and our little stone bunny. This hussy of a HUGE wasp thing has started a red light district, right out in front of our house! She sits on top of the bunny’s head and waits… seductively buzzing her wings and pretty soon, along comes a gent and they fly up and do this crazy little buzzy dance of love and then he flies off and settles down on the bunny to wait for another!!!

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This has been going on now for over a week! Honestly, what are the neighbors going to say!!!

I’m not sure what she is, but she is HUGE. Impressively big actually and kind of freaks us out, because the bunny and the rock are right by the van’s parking spot. I have been watching this blantant display of sexuality going on when I am out… wondering if she’s made a den or hive or whatever near the rock, but I never see her leave the bunny head! It’s the weirdest thing.

Oh my gosh… I figgered out what she is! A Digger Wasp!

One of the largest insects in Iowa is a “digger wasp” called the cicada killer wasp. Cicada killer wasps may be up to 2 inches long. They are black with yellow markings on the thorax and abdomen and they have rusty-orange colored wings.

The cicada killer wasp is a solitary wasp; that is, each female lives independently rather than in colonies, though many may choose to nest in close proximity. Each female produces offspring and does not depend on other members of a colony to share in the raising of young or the maintaining of a nest.

Cicada killer wasps are active in July and August. The female digs one of more tunnels in soft soil (often flower beds or gardens) usually along an edge such as where the driveway or sidewalk meets the flower bed or lawn or where the flower bed meets the turf. These edges are landmarks that help the female find her way back to the burrow. Tunnels are about the size of a quarter and may extend 24 inches or more into the ground. The female flies to nearby trees to capture an annual cicada that she stings to paralyze and then labors to carry back to the burrow. One or two paralyzed cicadas are placed in each cell at the end of the tunnel and a single egg is deposited before the female closes the cell and flies away, never to return. The eggs hatch into legless larvae that feed on the cicadas and develop into wasps that emerge the following summer.

The cicada killer, like other solitary wasps, has the capability to sting, but won’t unless handled or threatened. Only female wasps have the ability to sting. Stings inflicted by solitary wasps are usually not severe but reaction varies with each individual.

Wasps are generally beneficial and a nest in an out of the way location where it is not likely to be disturbed should be left alone. On the other hand, nests in high-traffic areas may warrant treatment. You can destroy cicada killers and other digger wasps by applying an insecticide dust (e.g., Sevin or permethrin) into the burrow entrance during the night. Cover the nest opening with a shovelful of soil and reapply in two or three days if necessary.

Hmmmm…. well, she’s fine since she has been leaving us alone and all. Guess she’s got a burrow somewhere… Pretty weird stuff.

Guess what I almost stepped on today while I was out picking up yet another mole body from the wanton killing spree that has been taking place in our yard….

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Yep, I kinda screamed.

Well, I just don’t often see snakes in my yard. Especially snakes with a belly full of mole.

This was a garter snake, and he was pretty much freaked out by me as I was of him…. and of course, I had my handy dandy camera in my pocket… and I called the girls over who were kinda excited and kinda freaked at the same time.

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He was a good 18 – 20 inches long and about the diameter of quarter, maybe… especially in the middle… since it was pretty apparent that he had a little indigestion from a huge snack. We really have bad mole tunnels EVERYWHERE… My neighbor behind me with the big acreage and house and all, he came over to visit today and he said he’s put out traps and has caught quite a few…. they are tearing up his yard something bad this year.

The kitties have been harvesting them as well, we’ve had about 4 or 5 little victims out on the patio or near the shed. I’m not fond of housecats wrecking havoc with the wildlife at all… trust me. But I’m not tooo upset that they are giving the little guys a run for their money. My neighbor, he saw a hognose snake near his woodpile and it was defiantly fat from hunting the little guys…

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A master of deceit, the completely harmless hognose can put on an act that will frighten the bravest of people. When first alarmed, this bluffer coils, flattens its head and neck to form a cobra-like hood, inflates its body, hisses fiercely, and strikes violently. The strike–usually made with the mouth closed–almost always falls short of the target. This act is so convincing that it often leads to the snake’s being killed by its would-be victim. These antics have earned the hognose such names as puff adder, blow snake, and hissing viper.

Well, I guess I’m doing something right…. we’re creating a wildlife sanctuary as well as a urban homestead. Birds, snakes, moles, bees, wasps, possum and lots of feral kitties…. oh yeah, an bunnies. Lots of bunnies. Wild place here!

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Sunday Evening Garden Update

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Well… life at the Moby has been a little busy the last week… hence the lack of lots of posts! I’ve been pretty busy…. I had made a goal with myself to try and get as many projects and to-do-cards done as possible in the month of July and not to start any new company projects until I got things a little more caught up.

You see, I’m a kind of 43 pots on a 4 burner stove kind of gal.

Imagine that. Homeschooling, single mom, banjo pickin’ band member, small publishing business owner, 50+ website runnin’, major bluegrass venue runnin’, graphic artist and crazed gardening, urban homesteader with a mobile home to rehab and all that. Me? Busy?


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Luna and me get as much hammock time in as we can, and sometimes, there’s not too much time for that!


Well…. it’s a ritual and I really like seeing how the week in the gardens have gone and so, here’s the tour! We finally got some rain, and that has been a HUGE BLESSING…. it was getting a little depressing there… 4 weeks without much more than a sprinkle. Dreadful. We had two good days, but we could use a little more but I’m happy for the two at the least and everything is greening up and happy in the gardens.


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We’ll start on the ugly side of the Moby…. of course, I’ve given up on corn in the long bed, but Jessy and I planted fresh sunflowers all over and the ones that are there are doing pretty darn good. They are about a foot and half high already. And the birdhouse gourds and mini pumpkins are doing pretty good…. we’ve got one little gourd so far. Lots of flowers….


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The new raised beds are doing great… corn, raddish, tomatoes, peppers, cukes and beans.


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Got a white pumpkin growing on the plants in the grow bag…


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Well, the wheat is pretty much done. It’s getting kind of scraggley and well, it’s looking done. I think this week we’re going to harvest it. I don’t think we’ll need to rent a big combine or anything. Scissors will probably do the job in a few minutes. We are hoping to have enough for a pretty vase of wheat or something like that. It was a fun experience and all, but clearly we are not wheat farmers. It just didn’t really thrive. We’ll cut it and maybe plant the plot with beans. I’m really digging the beans we’re getting and they are a quick enough crop that I’ll probably get something before the frost comes.


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The potatoes are going nuts. They are so top heavy they are falling over. I know that when they do that, they’re suppose to be getting ready to be done. I am resisting the urge to dig some up…. we still have two bags in the pantry, so I will wait till those are gone before we pull one and see what gives…. ooooh… the waiting is such sweet agony!


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Broccoli is doing great! Wish we had planted more of it!


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Cabbage is SO cool…. I wish I had planted more of these as well!


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Peppers are doing great! I think another week or so and we’ll have to start picking peppers…. I promised the kids to make some stuffed green peppers with lots of ooey mozzarella cheese and I hope they will be converted to liking sweet peppers. They said they would try them….


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The tomatoes are starting to come in…. slowly, had several great cherry tomatoes for my salad and lunch… and one nice red Brandywine… but there are a few others getting ready. Can’t wait. Ain’t nothing better than a big juicy homegrown tomato right out of the garden….

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Cukes are not doing great this year… I have about 3…. lots of flowers, but not all seem to be making it to cuke stage. I suspect the dry spell is not helping. They might not like the shady bed they are in… I planted 4 more plants out in the new beds, in full sun to test and see how they do. I was hoping the slightly shady spot would help to keep them cool and all, but the lack of consistant water has been hard on them. We’ve been doing the best we can to water, but still, they have had a few days of really wilty looking leaves and there’s a little yellowing and all on the leaves… it’s been rough on them.

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The pole beans are FINALLY putting out beans! They have putting so much energy into climbing all over the place… seems they forgot about making beans! Tim’s building me a compost center and it will have two small pole bean beds on either side and space to run up and over the shed! That will be fun….

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Carrots are growing, but they just see like they are taking forever. When I pull a sample one, they are just thin and nothing to them. Raddishes were a big disappointment as well. I’m not sure why, but well, I planted another packet of carrot in a few of the thin areas of this bed, and a pack of raddish over in the sunny beds, just to see how they do. If they don’t do well, they are off the list for next year. Carrots at the farmer’s markets are plentiful and cheap! I’d rather use the space for something that does well.


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Got a whole half bed that is empty save one lone sunflower! I planted it today with 2 scraggly cabbages we got at the garden center and a pack of spinach. The spinach I planted in the other bed is up and trying to get going. I love baby spinach leaves, so I’m hoping to have a little bit of it in a few weeks and then some more mature to make dips and such with… great with fresh homemade bread.


We’re going to scout out a few other garden joints to see if we can get some discount broccoli or cabbages, some cool fall plants that might actually do pretty well over in this bed. We’ll see!


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I’m really unhappy about my pumpkin plight.


I had envisioned pumpkin vines all over my empty lot, with tons of pumpkins to give away to some of the neighbor kids.


Well… we have two growing. That’s it. One orange, one white.


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I’m pretty sure that the dry spell has just done them in. They are flowering, but they are just not doing well. We’re sad.


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Our apple is really coming along. It’s exciting because it tells us that maybe next year, we’ll have lots of apples, or at least more than one, hopefully.


Maggie is calling our garden, the Number One Farm. Because we have one apple and one pumkin and one gourd, and one blueberry and one raspberry… HAHAHAHA… Smart ass kid. Next year we’re gonna have like 3 or 4 of these things… hahaha


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Been kinda on the broke side this month…. July is not a great homeschool publishing company month… most families are enjoying the summer and having fun, doing vacations and all that. It will pick up, but well, it’s been a little on the thin side.


However, we could not pass up this awesome deal…. 50% off all fruit stock at a local nursery. We bought this cute healthy grape vine, loaded with fruit for only $9.99. Maggie has adopted it as her plant pet, and we have named her Marie (after all, aren’t grapes French?) and she was planted at the corner of Maggie’s fort. We’re going to get a few big cup hooks to kind of help her to climb up the walls.


I think we’ve already decided that we’ll be scraping up pop bottle money to go and get Marie a friend for the other side of the fort… and Jessy wants to nab a couple beautiful blueberry bushes for her pets… we love fruiting perennial plants…. and 50% off is a deal!


Well, that’s the garden update for this Sunday evening…. It’s really almost Monday, but hey, that’s the life of a stay at home graphic artist…. I often burn the midnight oil. But I wanted to get my update here, because even if you all don’t care so much… I get a big kick out of seeing it week to week because it changes so!!!


Gardens grow up so fast don’t they?


And by the way… we’re up to 9 pounds of produce off the gardens!


YEAH!!!!!

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